Anyone up for a threesome with me and my boyfriend?


it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you



*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0


(Source: intractably)


 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

(Source: okaytrue)


that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*

(Source: autisticwitchdean)